In college one of my roommates and I had a running joke about a book that I should write one day entitled “Humility and How I Achieved It.” I think the joke started based on a conversation we had on Numbers 12: 3 – “And Moses was very humble, more than any man who was on the face of the earth.” This was especially funny to us because tradition says that Moses wrote the Torah (first five books of the Bible).
So Cris (and all), without further ado…

I can hardly wait for the sequel, “So you think you’re humble? My life story and how it proves you’re not.”
Please, spell out the middle name on that book jacket, it would be even more humbling to us all to see how noble your full name sounds.
This is true, but I wasn’t sure everyone could handle such a smack of humility with the first book.
Ugh I hate the hook on books….the “you obviously don’t have a clue, but to be a better person and help us out…be sure to pick up my book.”
Well, I was going to just have a picture of me giving a Barney Stinson smile, but I decided that the public couldn’t handle that much greatness…errrr, I mean humility all at once.
ah yes…the greatness..I mean humility would be far to much causing readers to digress, take a sip of coffee, possibly take in a deep breath, and then resume.
Yeah, it would definitely affect my sales.